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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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