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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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