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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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