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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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