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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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