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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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