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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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