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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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