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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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