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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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