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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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