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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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