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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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