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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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