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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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