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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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