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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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