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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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