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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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