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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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