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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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