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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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