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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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