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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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