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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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