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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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