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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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