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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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