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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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