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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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