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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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