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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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