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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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