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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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