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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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