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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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