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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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