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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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