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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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