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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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