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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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