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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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