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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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