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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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