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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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