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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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