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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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