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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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