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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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