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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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