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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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