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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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