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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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