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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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