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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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