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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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