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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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