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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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