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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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