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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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