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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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