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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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