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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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