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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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