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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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