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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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