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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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