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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Peanut
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖
a venomous snake 🐍
a lion 🦁
a cheetah 😺
a hippo 🦛
a bear 🐻
an elephant 🐘
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a tiger 🐯
a bull 🐮
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