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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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