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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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