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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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