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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Gus
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
a crocodile 🐊
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
an ostrich 🐦
a cow 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
a tiger 🐯
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