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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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