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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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