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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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