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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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