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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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