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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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