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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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