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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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