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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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