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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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