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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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