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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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